So glad I worked from home today. My co-worker just messaged me to say the following (the Oasis is our kitchen area with seating):
“Well, you missed the lunch show at the Oasis. You know the girl near me with the platinum blond streaks on top of her dark hair? Evidently something didn’t go down right and she booted all over the carpet in the hallway on the way to the Oasis and the walls. All over everything. There was vomit a good 5 feet up the walls. I have no idea how she managed that. The regular cleaning people refused to touch it. They had to call up one of the cleaning Managers.”
